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Monday, April 21, 2014

I SENT A LETTER TO MR. ZUCKER AND ON THE WAY I DROPPED IT,SOMEONE CAME AND PICKED IT UP AND PUT IT IN HIS POCKET !


Here's a direct letter I address to a friend Mark,
Dear Zucker,This is Nayaki from DeshopriyO park
" I have an earnest request,
I plead at a friend's behest.


"I know you,You know me not,
Type RHYME till I get caught,
Google poetess,verse and Nayaki,
Rest not, till you really feel lucky "=


Mark's response was immediate,
He replied," Maam an adda I initiate,
Your search yielded results that amaze,
I see you have a following on Bong base."


"Yes Sir, I am indeed proud to be an Indian,
what ? he interrupted,I guffawed ! A Kolkata Tamilian,"
I said , "Jokes apart,can we talk some serious business ?"
"Sure Maam," he replied," I am indeed in the mood for acquisitions."


" I am a mango woman, I have nothing much to offer,
yet ! I have suggestions on matters on which we may differ,
I observe that you have included several attributes new,
I request you to also accept my recommendations few."


"You are welcome, Please create a page," he added,
"or shall I suggest an open group,sponsored ?
You are free to voice your thoughts there ,
Post pics of meals,have a cake and also share."


"Huh !!! I said, that’s not the main intention,
I have to work hard daily to earn my pension."
"What’s stopping you ? " he remarked !
I said ," controversy,I seem to have long ago sparked."


" Alas ! The embers refuse to die down,
I am rather unhappy,I said with a frown,
Blaze verse , comment , prose and poetry,
I may be allowed to rant, please in a pot pourri."


"So spare a thought for me dear friend,
even as more important meets you may attend,
Give me the power to befriend but never to displease,
But why ? Oh why,should I not be allowed to rhyme as I please ?"


"Maam ! he said,the wall is all yours,but pray how can I assist ?
Why don’t you sort out with your friends and if they still insist,
Send me suggestions,I will include them in a special list,
Do send me a few words about each ,I mean in a small gist 


"You have given me great ideas,he went on to say,
Dear subscriber, a friend pulse meter is on the way,
Wolf whistles will be recorded and a green light will flicker,
Likes and comments on your post will attract a fee and a choco cracker 



"Oh ! That’s fantastic , I said ! I am already on cloud nine,
It’s a warm day here In Chennai,I hope you are doing fine .
I take leave now ,Its time for me to dance ,dine,juggle and roar
Please ! Oh ! Please ! Do check your inbox for the names , I think just a Crore