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Thursday, May 22, 2014

CHALO DILLI CHALO !



This is pure fiction…an imaginary situation..


Nayaki : Ma can you please make me some Theplas and Dhoklas please?”


Vijaya : Now what’s  up with you dear girl ? she was surprised…


“Nothing really ! “I said ,”but  could you give me the recipe please,”I begged fervently…


“Well ! If I do make it ,how do I send it to you ? “Mom said.”Why don’t you get it from Mansukh or Gangotree?”


The mother daughter duo were chatting away merrily..Nayaki in Chennai and Vijaya in Bengaluru…


Nayaki was quick to come up with a justification.”The need of the hour is home made Shrikhand,Theplas,Dhoklas and with mangoes available in plenty,I wish to try and make Aam Shrikhand too,”


“That’s perfectly ok,” my mom replied…”Its not very difficult,”she said and went on to dictate the recipes over the phone.I took down the notes ,thanked her and told her.I am in the midst of an important office meeting,I will come back to you later."


Before she could even question my haste,after being in conversation for nearly half an hour,I had hung up abruptly…


Later during the evening,a tired Doc returned home .With a beaming smile I offered him a hot cup of ginger tea and home made onion pakoras..He was immensely pleased..


He loves to watch news 24X7..He prefers to listen to the soft spoken Pronoy and as he watched NDTV ,I broke a piece of news to him.


”This is regarding home front budgeting I said.””If you do not mind,can we please stretch the purse strings this month to accommodate saree purchases and a comprehensive package at Naturals ?"


He was unmoved.


I repeated..”I would like to buy a couple of silk cotton sarees ,some matching accessories and also fix an appointment at the beauty parlour.”…


His gaze was fixed at the screen and probably as always he must be in awe of Pronoy,I mused or perhaps,he was just trying to ignore.”…Nevertheless….…


I was determined too to put forth my proposal and get it approved.I reiterated….”I hope you can hear me. Can you please spare Rs 50,000/- immediately ?”


This time the numbers did not fall on deaf ears and he asked me…”May I have the privilege of knowing why you need this sum urgently ?”..


Not wanting to get into the details once again,I told him…”I am expecting an invitation.You will be invited too.As guests to a high profile event,I think we need to prepare ourselves for the occasion and put our best foot forward.”…


” Huh ! “ he replied…and may I know the event please ?”


“Oh !“I will let you know as soon as I book the air tickets,”saying I smiled and walked away in a hurry,leaving him to be in solace,in the presence of a suave Pronoy.The curry was burning on the hob..


Late night after dinner, I called up my mom once again…”I will be trying out Shrikhand and the methi theplas tomorrow,”The last date for sending the entries is the 24th of this month.I will be leaving on the same night,”I told her.


“Where are you off to ? “ she enquired….


Before she could complete her sentence I was putting forth several questions regarding our ancestry, family links etc etc…


Angrily she retorted…”Why are you blabbering ? Why do you need all these details ?You are mad.You will drive me crazy,”


“No Ma ! Calm down please.I assure you, that you are blessed with a gem of a daughter.I have just been sanctioned Rs 50,000/- .I am full of  joys of the spring.I do not have many days left to plan.I intend purchasing a couple of silk cotton sarees and Muthu my trusted tailor will complete the stitching work within 24 hours.I plan to leave on the 25th of May.I am on cloud nine dearest Ma.”


As I was speaking to her, a faithful consort watched with curiosity.To repeated enquiries,I was atlast also replying properly.That was perhaps a consolation…


“That’s the invite to the swearing in ceremony of our new PM.I am off to the much talked about ceremony of 2014 ,”I announced with great jubiliation.


“Have you received the invite.? my dear, she asked me.”


”Not yet Ma…but expecting it any time now,”I grinned…


”How can you be so sure ?,”she said…


”Pretty simple..The PMO office has started sending out invites and I believe that the list has taken many by surprise.I am waiting to be surprised too.Last also heard that entries have been called for an International level Gujarati cuisine competition and the best recipe in each category.will be announced a day before the swearing in ceremony.The winners are going to be invited too and will be felicitated in a glittering ceremony,.I am keeping my fingers crossed Ma.”


The better half was smiling and even as the smile could translate into guffaws,I asked my mom….”Ma ! just one more clarification ?”…Any idea ,whether Nirmala is by any chance related to us ?”…."Who Nirmala ? Nirmala Seetharaman ?"
 Who else ? I chuckled…I am informed that she is in the panel of judges for the Cuisine Competition….Simply asking…:-)

Ophthalmologist rendered speechless, indebted to the Tambong in his life retires to the comfort of his Eye clinic.Rs 50,000 saved is Rs 50,000 earned.Mid Summer May Madness is taking a toll on Nayakis thought process and Ma is on a roll!